funny quotes from party

nat threw me a belated birthday/mother's day party last night. i have two quotes that i thought were pretty funny.

mrs. b (to her husband mr. b): "she's not your wife!" (in reference to mr. b taking chips off of mrs. s's plate)

nat: "sam and i found God! no one else did. rachel found beer though" (they were playing boggle. ironically, everyone at the party was Christian. :P)